This really made my morning!

Posted on By Reedz

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Unless you’ve been hiding under a coconut shell the last week or so, you would have probably read about the whole "can we or can’t we" fiasco. It all started when this chap re-posted something he found on a Friendster bulletin which he thought the public would benefit from reading.

She then decided to investigate further with assistance from him. Their quest for the truth resulted in a video interview which was posted on their sites, but has since been taken down because the owners see no point in it (?). So among the flurry of comments made on her post, this gem truly takes the cake (Just for Laughs, whoever you are, you ROCK!):

Just a parody, just too loosen up the tension in here. I hope the blog owner won’t delete it.

Peraturan menikmati Sungkai Buffet di restoran ini;

  1. Kalau membooking seats atu, make sure lurus-lurus, kalau ada yang inda datang, misti kamu bayar. Kalau kamu inda mau membayar, kami haramkan tu apa yang kamu makan pasal kamu inda mau besedekah untuk membayar untuk urang yang inda datang ah.
  2. Datang awal, jangan complain kalau makanan inda cukup, kami cukup-cukup memasak and inda kami merefill lagi tu. Kita inda ampit kita punya pasal lah tu.
  3. Merujuk ke point no.2, masaalah makanan inda cukup bukan masaalah kami, ianya slalu kes pasal urang rangka mengaut banyak2.
  4. Merujuk ke point no.3, bila mengambil makanan, sila ambil perhatian kepada size-size sudu-sudu yang di sedia kan.
    • – Sudu A ialah untuk kanak-kanak.
    • – Sudu B ialah untuk orang dewasa yang berat badan nya 55kg ke bawah.
    • – Sudu C ialah untuk orang dewasa yang berat badan nya 55kg ke atas.

    Jika biskita inda sure berat badan biskita, sila gunakan timbangan berat badan yang di sediakan di permulaan meja buffet.

  5. Jangan tah biskita kan bekaras pasal contract kah, customer rights kah or watever. Ani restaurant kami, sukahati saja kami buat peraturan kami, kita inda suka, silakan keluar sebelum kami menaraisi biskita.
  6. Sila ambil perhatian, kami ani orang moden, bukan kampung2, so semua peraturan kami ani andang inda biskita biasa kali.
  7. Kalau biskita inda happy pasal service kami, jangan tah kan complain online, kanak2 ganya tu yang kan buang masa membuat cematu ah, inda professional macam kami.
  8. Kami harap peraturan tersebut di atas mudah difahami, kalau biskita inda setuju, silakan tah biskita keluar dan semoga biskita sekeluarga dijauhi dari bala.

Now excuse me while I go wipe tears of laughter off my face…

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Comments (14)

  4. hahaha bro, lain lagi ada yang terasa bila kana ceritakan di radio, the name of the restaurant wasnt even mentioned!!! hahaha padassssssssssssss baaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

  6. Zali: Heheh, I just re-posted the piece. Original author is “Just for Laughs”…

    By the way, as a restaurant owner, how would you have handled the whole situation? Have you come across similar scenario? What’s your policy on booking cancellations?

    Tina: Awuuuuu atu padaaaassss! Heheheh!

    mamalobes: You really stirred ka’ anon or is it bang anon up! Heheh! How ya doin girl?? *Hugglez*

  7. Whahahahahaa….. nice one lah… bleh pakai kah the peraturan buffet mcm a2…. kan buka kadai makan with that “peraturan” ku eh… whahahahaa.. biar nda laku… sendiri2 saja mkn

  8. Hiiii brooo.. I really miss you & the family of course, downunder is good, raya is comin soon so Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri in advanced and Maaf Zahir Batin broooo!!! My love to sis & the kids *HUGS*

    Hahaha, awu marah ia MAK ANON ah, I took the piss outta him, hahahah.. personal tia tarus.. hahaha, very cultured & professional indeed!!

    Take care bro & love lots!!!

  9. mamalobes..hahaha. keep on thinking that. whatever makes you feel good

  11. Son of Brunei,baik jua ku nada mbuat buffet,but any way,as the case of the so called restaurant,guidelines on their policy should be stated early to the patrons,during bookings or whatsoever means,so as not to create confusions,and as a customer services oragnisation,especially restaurants ,we by all means should not be rude to our customers,i always believes in diplomacies or negotiations without swearing or marah2…hehehe,well anyway thats me,as our local saying goes,rambut sama hitam tapi hati lain2.For me customer comes first even though they are not always right.

  13. zali: very well put… sometimes we just have to swallow our ego and control our reaction to the environment. Make the best of every situation. Inject the positive into the negative… cewah!

    David: the best parodies are a reflection of the truth… 🙂

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