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Posted on 15/04/200830/01/2020 By Reedz

A BIG Birthday Shout-out to Aunty HDM who turns thirty *cough cough* today!
Happy Birthday and Many Happy Returns of the Day!

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Pics taken yesterday when a bunch of local bloggers laid siege to the kristal FM studios and took DJ Jenny hostage for a couple of hours… All pics are from Bulimic cos.. well cos the ones from my cam just turned out blecchhh…. More accounts of the siege here, here, here, and here.

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A shaken DJ Jenny being interviewed after the siege

IMG_3580 The bloggers took over the mics

IMG_3611 and monkeyed around with the instruments

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They even put DJ Jenny in the hotseat!

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Some of the people in this pic were actually being forced to smile at gun-point…

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Actually that’s all the pics I’m posting, but I’d like to share with you this amusing story about the Pastor’s Ass which da sista sent me this morning… Tks sis, for the Tuesday morning chuckle!

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is… being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery… even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!

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Comments (10)

  1. Zul says:
    15/04/2008 at 12:25 pm

    Looks like fun ehhh … didn’t know you were gonna be in the radio, bro, kalau ku tau mendangar ku … 😀

    And ROFL @ Ass story …. Hahah 😀

  2. anakbrunei says:
    15/04/2008 at 8:44 pm

    it was definitely a fun morning at the studio hehe! the nasi talam was a wonderful way to top it off 😀

  3. Rongen says:
    16/04/2008 at 11:05 am

    That’s the very cool band I’ve ever seen!!! When is the first album?

  4. anakbrunei says:
    16/04/2008 at 4:50 pm

    Haha as Nonnie puts it, we blog ‘n’ roll! New album is in final production, out next month! It’s called “What da blog??”

  5. Nonnie says:
    16/04/2008 at 7:27 pm

    Bah, you go compose the song Reeda.
    And I’ll play the… triangle.

  6. SMARTER Dad says:
    16/04/2008 at 10:24 pm

    Cheers all of you ..natural smile … but AB looks cute ..

    Invite you all to at least conquer one of the Hills during up coming SMARTER 7 Hill Charity Challegne …. and see the original smile then ….he he

    by the way our T Shirt $12 each still available while stock last ….

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