This really made my morning!
Unless you’ve been hiding under a coconut shell the last week or so, you would have probably read about the whole "can we or can’t we" fiasco. It all started when this chap re-posted something he found on a Friendster bulletin which he thought the public would benefit from reading.
She then decided to investigate further with assistance from him. Their quest for the truth resulted in a video interview which was posted on their sites, but has since been taken down because the owners see no point in it (?). So among the flurry of comments made on her post, this gem truly takes the cake (Just for Laughs, whoever you are, you ROCK!):
Just a parody, just too loosen up the tension in here. I hope the blog owner won’t delete it.
Peraturan menikmati Sungkai Buffet di restoran ini;
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Kalau membooking seats atu, make sure lurus-lurus, kalau ada yang inda datang, misti kamu bayar. Kalau kamu inda mau membayar, kami haramkan tu apa yang kamu makan pasal kamu inda mau besedekah untuk membayar untuk urang yang inda datang ah.
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Datang awal, jangan complain kalau makanan inda cukup, kami cukup-cukup memasak and inda kami merefill lagi tu. Kita inda ampit kita punya pasal lah tu.
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Merujuk ke point no.2, masaalah makanan inda cukup bukan masaalah kami, ianya slalu kes pasal urang rangka mengaut banyak2.
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Merujuk ke point no.3, bila mengambil makanan, sila ambil perhatian kepada size-size sudu-sudu yang di sedia kan.
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- Sudu A ialah untuk kanak-kanak.
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- Sudu B ialah untuk orang dewasa yang berat badan nya 55kg ke bawah.
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- Sudu C ialah untuk orang dewasa yang berat badan nya 55kg ke atas.
Jika biskita inda sure berat badan biskita, sila gunakan timbangan berat badan yang di sediakan di permulaan meja buffet.
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Jangan tah biskita kan bekaras pasal contract kah, customer rights kah or watever. Ani restaurant kami, sukahati saja kami buat peraturan kami, kita inda suka, silakan keluar sebelum kami menaraisi biskita.
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Sila ambil perhatian, kami ani orang moden, bukan kampung2, so semua peraturan kami ani andang inda biskita biasa kali.
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Kalau biskita inda happy pasal service kami, jangan tah kan complain online, kanak2 ganya tu yang kan buang masa membuat cematu ah, inda professional macam kami.
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Kami harap peraturan tersebut di atas mudah difahami, kalau biskita inda setuju, silakan tah biskita keluar dan semoga biskita sekeluarga dijauhi dari bala.
Now excuse me while I go wipe tears of laughter off my face…
